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  Ferd Nerfberfer 123 Confusion Avenue New York, NY 00021   Professional Summary: A major suck up to executives and unable to ferret out even the slightest suggestion of strategic vision as a high level manager.   Continual upward growth at the expense of direct reports, which are generally beaten or abused multiple times per week…

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ATTENTION! Policy announcement all employees

It has recently come to the attention of management that a few employees have been dying at their desk and failing to give notice.   Failure to give notice of any impact to your schedule will lead to further disciplinary action up to and including:   Loss of employee gym privileges.  Other employees are complaining…

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